CaptainCharmanderTurtAtelloHattaGgins007_69 Loves Everyone and Anyone On This Astronomically Correct OmniVerse<3Testicles.

bottomcal:

friendly reminder that ashton irwin once spanked his bandmates for not participating in a twitcam to his satisfaction

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You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.

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'Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.'
‘Seventeen,’ Gus corrected.
‘I’m assuming you’ve got some time, you interupting bastard.
‘I’m telling you,’ Isaac continued, ‘Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.
‘But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

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cop: is that a joint between your teeth
me: no it's a metaphor

luketimelow:

pinkrockclifford:

arseluke:

you’re so breath taking

he hurts my feelings :((

this is my 3rd time reblogging this today because I’ve never seen someone look more beautiful while saying ‘I need to poop’

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spacecowboybriony:

marcosfrackles:

marcosfrackles:

there we go.

youre now officially australian

dedicated to sheepyshoo, truecatlord, and wereusagi

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MOTHERFUCKERS

but it’s all so accurate!

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jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings

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geekymerch:

A few weeks back, we posted about Loot Crate and as signups for this month’s Dragon themed crate are coming to a close in a matter of days, we thought we’d remind you.

A box filled to the brim with geeky goodies delivered right to your doorstep, that’s the dream right?

Well that is the exact service that Loot Crate provides! Each month, subscribers to the service receive a mystery box filled with things like t-shirts, action figures, books, comics and other awesome bits of memorabilia all carefully curated around a certain theme.

April’s theme is DRAGONS! With items from Game of Thrones, an exclusive Elder Scrolls collectable and much more!

Each box costs under $20 when shipping to the USA and around £18 when shipped to the UK and the value of the items exceeds $40 every time. They also ship to Australia and Canada!

There is usually a discount code knocking around the website too! The current code is Aprilloot.

Signups close on the 19th of April, unless they run out of crates before hand, so don’t delay - sign up now!

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tales-of-the-night-whisperer:

Miss You by StacyD

gayttlieb:

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏᶫᵉ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏᶫᵉ

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amuzed1:


eatshitwhiteboy:

brownglucose:

king-emare:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmaoo their faces.

Deadass serious and the flash was timed perfectly. Comedically speaking.

lmao

Lol that sat there and let him break in and be disappointed.

the kid on the left’s tho lol

The kid on on the left needs to be a model.

amuzed1:

eatshitwhiteboy:

brownglucose:

king-emare:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

jamaicanamazon:

Lmaoo their faces.

Deadass serious and the flash was timed perfectly. Comedically speaking.

lmao

Lol that sat there and let him break in and be disappointed.

the kid on the left’s tho lol

The kid on on the left needs to be a model.

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nebulasresolution:

If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

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Anonymous asked: I know you were referring to a man, the phrasing of "the opposite gender" was the only issue because it implies that there are only two genders. No need to write "a paragraph," the phrase "another gender" works just as well.

fragileminded:

Seriously? Rant ahead. 

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