CaptainCharmanderTurtAtelloHattaGgins007_69 Loves Everyone and Anyone On This Astronomically Correct OmniVerse<3Testicles.

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

(via chocolatemielke)

adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

adirtyshisno:

thrifttreasures:

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

my heart just melted.

LOOK AT HER SMILE THOOOO

(Source: meowgoesthebear, via chocolatemielke)

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out alive this is no time for sugarcoating motherfuckers it’s go time

(Source: cindymayweather, via chocolatemielke)

mikalopsia:

Hey guys, guess who dyed her hair!Better photos will probably turn up in the next week or so.

mikalopsia:

Hey guys, guess who dyed her hair!

Better photos will probably turn up in the next week or so.

(via foolishfrenzy)

kittywanks:

romanticysm:

goals

this is literally my relationship

(Source: bcat-e, via chocolatemielke)

charlesoberonn:

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze, via chocolatemielke)

unclefather:


A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

unclefather:

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

(Source: cybugs, via chocolatemielke)

say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

(Source: reijys, via lingeringmentality)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via scarred-somepeoplecallitart)

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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